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this-beat

v0.1.1

Published

A song about being a JS dev.

Downloads

9

Readme

Usage

Don't.

This Beat

I'm getting a strange error yeah somethings broken you can clearly see I imported the token

but it won't let me go gonna have to reschedule got to r m r f my node modules

chorus: r m r f, my node modules r m r f, my node modules r m r f, my node modules r m r f, my node modules

i'm a senior dev with six y o e been using react since version 16 nobody has more knowledge than me n p m install this beat

chorus: r m r f, my node modules r m r f, my node modules r m r f, my node modules r m r f, my node modules

tried python, hated tabs tried c p p, pointer free tried rust, in the dust j s is for me

tried c sharp, got bored tried java, in the lava tried swift, I got miffed j s is for me

chorus: r m r f, my node modules r m r f, my node modules r m r f, my node modules r m r f, my node modules

Credits

  • lyrics: Robert Wallis
  • music: suno.ai

Origin Story

The lyrics are a bit old and salty, like me. Written from scratch without AI or a GPT. I typed these lyrics into an AI, suno.ai, with the intent of it making a house beat. And it did a pretty good job.

Now I want to acutally be able to npm install this-beat so that's the purpose of this repo.

Boomer Talk

If you know me, I'm a javascript disliker. Been disliking React since around version 0.12.0. I've enjoyed and got paid to work with all the other languages mentioned in the lyrics. However I think this song is pretty good.

Generally I'm also pretty pessimistic about AI and it's usefulness. For example this song. A human, me, wrote the lyrics, so they're ok. They're by no means perfect, like why would you import a token, don't hardcode your tokens kids, certainly not in an external module. The human part is not perfect.

However the AI generated part, although it goes hard, needs lots of work.

  • The song cuts out at the 2 minute mark. I also ran the AI to continue the song but it didn't wrap up nicely.
  • The instructions were to "build up and drop for the chorus", but it builds and drops the "I'm a senior dev" line. That's not what I asked.
  • It sounds like it's recording static along with the song.
  • The lead singer sounds like she's saying "node module" singular.
  • It didn't sing the line correct at the beginning "got to r m f my", but you need the r for recursive, "rm: cannot remove 'node_modules': Is a directory".
  • suno.ai didn't give me the DAW files, or individual tracks to go and edit it.

It's a funny toy right now, but not actually useful. It will take more work to make this a real track than it's worth.

'Thanks for listening to my TED talk' now 'get off my lawn'