postcss-caralho
v2.6.0
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PostCSS plugin for writing curse words instead of important because reasons
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PostCSS Caralho Plugin
PostCSS plugin for that changes curse words after ! to !important because why not ?
.foo {
top: 20px !fuck;
}
.foo {
top: 20px !important;
}
You can also use:
Portuguese
- caralho (fuck)
- foda-se (fuck)
- merda (shit)
- desculpa (sorry)
- putaqpariu (fuck this)
- desisto (I quit)
- bardamerda (This rally does not have a translation)
Brazilian
- filhodaputa (son of a bitch)
- demonio (demon)
- satanas (satan)
- desgraça (disgrace)
- paunocu (stick in the ass)
- feijoada (This rally does not have a translation)
English
- fuckthis
- fuck
- sorry
- shit
- please
German
- scheisse (fuck)
- scheiße (crap)
- verdammt (damned)
- kacke (shit)
Persian (These google translation may be wrong)
- jakesh (Pussy)
- daus (Sickle)
- antar (Ether)
- pofuz (Poufos)
- lanati (Damn)
- lamasab (Lomost)
Konkani (Google cannot translate PR anyone ?)
- chont
- fodo
- fodri
- zov
Hindi (Googles translations are horrible PR anyone ?)
- lund
- lavda
- choot
Russian
- блять (fuck)
- сука (bitch)
- тварь (creature)
- работай (work)
- чезахуйня (chezahuyna?)
- гандон (Gondon?)
- скемнебывает (It happens to everyone)
- упс (oops)
- ебанина (fucker)
- какаятоебанина (a kind of banana)
Spanish
- joder (fuck)
- mierda (shit)
- perdona (sorry)
- porfavor (please)
French
- merde (shit)
- putain (fuck)
- saloperie (fucking thing)
- couillon (fucker)
- con (twat)
- foutu (fucked)
- trouduc (asshole)
- enfoiré (untranslatable, lit. "covered in shit")
- bordel (used like fuck, lit. "bordello")
- chier (to shit)
- abruti (dulled by work)
- crève (die)
- enflure (untranslatable, lit. "swollen inflamation")
- pardon (sorry)
- stp (please)
Serbian
- sranje (shit)
- govno (shit)
- jebiga (fuck)
- jebeno (fucking thing)
- picka (cunt)
- sisica (means small boob, but context is pussy)
- kurac (dick)
- cmar (asshole)
- izvini (sorry)
- ups (ooops)
- upickumaterinu ("u picku materinu" in mother pussy)
- mrsupickumaterinu ("mars u picku materinu" go to your mother's pussy)
- stakojikurac ("sta koji kurac" what the fuck)
- jebemmumisa ("jebem mu misa" I fuck his mouse)
- jebotebog ("jebo te bog" god fuck you)
- jebotipasmater ("jebo ti pas mater" dog fucks your mother)
- jebotikonjmater ("jebo ti konj mater" horse fucks your mother)
- jebotikonjkrvavimkurcemmater ("jebo ti konj krvavim kurcem mater" horse fucks your mother with bloody dick)
- jebemtisvestosezakvakuuhvati ("jebem ti sve sto se za kvaku uhvati" i fuck your everyone who used your door knob)
And all of this will become important after PostCSS does his thing.
Why ?
Idk, mainly boredom and the need to write !caralho or !fuck in every stylesheet I own.
I want to add words !
Awesome ! You can create a PR here: https://github.com/SaraVieira/curse-words and these tests and the ones in https://github.com/SaraVieira/babel-plugin-caralho will be generated automatically 🎉
Install
Install from NPM using:
npm i postcss-caralho --save-dev
Or Yarn:
yarn add postcss-caralho --dev
Usage
postcss([ require('postcss-caralho') ])
See PostCSS docs for examples for your environment.
License
Use as you please to confuse people and enjoy (MIT)