“When the choice was: Do I want my love life determined by a psychologist or a mathematician, I pick mathematician every day of the week.” – Sam Yagan

Falling in love is easy but keeping it alive is hard or sometimes it is better to just let it go. We (Not me ;) geeks are known for failing at it miserably. But no more, we code for every problem in our life then why not this. So geeks, I present you lovebird. One stop solution for your love issues from breakup to compliments, lovebird have your back ;) So go ahead fall in love.

Requirements

• Node.js

Installation

npm install -g lovebird

Running lovebird

$ lovebird
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# *               LOVEBIRD                    *
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lovebird$ help

#  Commands:
#
#    help [command...]  Provides help for a given command.
#    exit [options]     Exits instance of Vorpal.
#    excuse             Best excuses to get out of relationship
#    reaction           Reaction for dummies who got dumped.
#    compliment         Say something nice and save your ass.
#    gift               Give something nice and save your ass.
#    propose            Stop being shy and hit it hard.
#    survive            Get out of your shell and fight it.

excuse : best excuses to get out of relationship

lovebird$ excuse

# 💔💔  I Just Need A Little Space.
# 💔💔  I am breaking up because my internet is down.

reaction : reaction for dummies who just got dumped

lovebird$ reaction

# 🙌🙌  I can’t believe this.

survive : get out of your shell and fight it.

lovebird$ survive

# 🙌🙌  Eat healthfully and regularly.

compliment : say something nice and save your ass

lovebird$ compliment

# 😻😻  You make me feel like it's summer.

propose : stop being shy and hit it hard.

lovebird$ propose

# 😻😻 I wanna say I love you, I wanna hold you tight
# I want your arms around me & I want your lips on mine
# I wanna say I love you, but, babe I 'm terrified
# My hands are shaking, my heart is racing
# Cause it 's something I can't hide, it 's something I can't deny
# So here I go.....
# Baby, I lo - o - o - ve you......

gifts : give something nice and save your ass

lovebird$ gift

# 😻😻   Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick.

idea : Feeling out of luck. Well, Hope you are lucky

lovebird$ idea

# 😻😻   Cuddle and have pizza.

counselor : Feeling depressed? Meet professionals

lovebird$ counselor

# 😻😻   Avani Parekh - lovedoctor.in

Commands

• [x] excuse (Best excuses to get out of relationship)
• [x] reaction (Reaction for dummies who got dumped)
• [x] compliments (Say something nice and save your ass)
• [x] gifts (Give something nice and save your ass.)
• [x] propose (Stop being shy and hit it hard.)
• [x] survive (Get out of your shell and fight it.)
• [x] idea (Feeling out of luck. Well, Hope you are lucky!)
• [x] counselor (Feeling depressed? Meet professionals.)
• [ ] count (Count the love.)

Author

Ravi Suhag