INFINITE MONKEY DB!

This is definitely* the database you're been looking for.

npm install infinite-monkey-db

FEATURE BULLET LIST

• ZERO storage footprint.
• It has ALL the letters in CAP. Bet you can't say that about YOUR database.
• It has ALL the letters in ACID. And it isn't even SQL!
• Super low memory overhead.
• Zero possibility of data loss.
• Transactions! These are a thing that you'd care about with lesser databases.
• Quantum replication! This isn't actually a thing, but it sounds super fast, right?
• Asynchronous -- your query may take some time, we're not about to block you from doing other cool stuff.
• You already know the query language. Well, you do if you know Regular Expressions.

Requirements

• It probably/definitely won't work unless your system is Unixy.
• Your system must have at least one CPU.
• Node.js
• Patience.

Usage

var query = require("infinite-monkey-db")

query(/abc/, function (results) {
  // Notice we didn't even have to insert it first? WEBSCALE!
  console.log(results)
})

CLI

$ node -e 'require("infinite-monkey-db")(/abc/, console.log)'
I found your results, and it only took 7995392 bytes and 746ms!
abc

Methods

• require("infinite-monkey-db")(regex, cb) -- Query for your data! Return it in cb(results)
• query(regex, cb) -- (alias to above)
• save(...) -- Sure why not?

Options

• debug: set to false to disable helpful messages. Why would you want to do that?
• max: set to a number to limit the search-space for your results. Reduces the odds of your query's success from 100% to some number less than 100%

var q = require("infinite-monkey-db")
q.debug = false
q.max = 1024

q(/Alas, poor Yorick!/, console.log)

*(not)

LICENSE

Free as in Hugs License