hubot-spanish-inquisition

Recites the words of Ximinez when it hears someone not expecting the spanish inquisition

See src/spanish-inquisition.coffee for full documentation.

Installation

In hubot project repo, run:

npm install hubot-spanish-inquisition --save

Then add hubot-spanish-inquisition to your external-scripts.json:

["hubot-spanish-inquisition"]

Sample Interaction

user1>>i didn't expect the spanish inquisition
hubot>>
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise
...surprise and fear
...fear and surprise
.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise
...and ruthless efficiency
.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency
...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
.... Our *four*
...no
... *Amongst* our weapons
.... Amongst our weaponry
...are such elements as fear, surprise
.... I'll come in again.
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!