Dwight

You can bring Dwight Schrute, Assistant To The Regional Manager, Beet Farmer, Bed & Breakfast owner, into your life with

npm install --save-dev dwight

then call upon him in a module with

var schrute  = require('dwight')

schrute.dwight()
schrute.dwightsay("Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.")

He can also be reached by calling him on the command line

$ dwight

Dwight can also say things by piping words into his mouth

$ echo "You couldn’t handle my undivided attention." | dwightsay