buzzphrase
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Get a Buzzword Phrase. Because sometimes you need enhanced didactic mobility, liberating syndicated transitional projections
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buzzphrase
Get a Buzzword Phrase
Since I like to synergize backward overflow for upward mobility (thank you 30 Rock) as much as the next person, I figured this could make a fun if not at all useful node module. This is also a module I use for educational purposes and the occasional private git commit message:
# ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ don't do this to people you work with
git commit -m "$(buzzphrase 2)"
As of 2.0.0, this module splits up the word groups into verb + adjective + noun and allows combining multiple phrases with a continuation phrase. It also now has logic to make each word mostly unique in the overall phrase. See below when called with 15 joined phrases.
Usage
As a Global Install
Run on the command line, you can specify the number of joining iterations (default 1) and a format (default '{a} {v} {N}'):
buzzphrase {iterations} {format}
⇒ npm install -g buzzphrase
⇒ buzzphrase
# same as `buzzphrase 1 '{a} {v} {N}'`
synthesized transitional alignments
⇒ buzzphrase 1 '{v} {a} {n}'
lobotomized bleeding-edge community
The format method is also useful for testing new word additions with random counterparts:
⇒ buzzphrase 1 '{v} {a} consumption'
repurposed organizational consumption
⇒ buzzphrase 2
intermediated 24/7 convergence, leveraging distributed anti-fragile paradigm-shifts
⇒ buzzphrase 3
enhanced incremental initiatives independent of reinvigorated extensible channels, which revolutionizes mesh didactic partnerships
⇒ buzzphrase 15
concealed compatible paradigm-shifts, in contrast to emitted unique convergence, in preparation for serialized innovative abstractions, which revolutionizes e-enabled acoustic singularity, anticipating filtered didactic policies, independent of printed-out best-of-breed hardware, liberating leveraged reciprocal management, enhanced by branded digital pooling on behalf of virtualized zero-downtime #DevOps, which foreshadows upheld extravehicular normalization for facilitated polymorphic markets, which will enable printed multilayered communities, protecting against scanned organizational clusters, forging offloaded 24/7 virtualization, pioneering clicked asynchronous partnerships
As a module
import buzzphrase from "buzzphrase";
// OR
//const buzzphrase = require("buzzphrase");
// get a phrase as a building block
console.log("we are building " + buzzphrase.get());
// -> we are building marshalled retroactive applications
// custom phrase
console.log(
buzzphrase.get({
format: "{i} {a} {n} {f}",
})
);
// -> embrace digital #DevOps for dummies
// log a joined series of 2 phrases to the console
buzzphrase.log({ iterations: 2 });
// -> initialized cognitive paradigm-shifts, in preparation for iterated ubiquitous architectures
Format Recommendations
'{a} {v} {N}' - default
retrospective digitized relationships
adaptive accelerated markets
shallow merged markets
'{a} {v} {n}'
unique routed projection
sustainable filed touchpoint
quantum initialized programming
'{V} {a} {n} {f}'
incentivizing B2B value-add as code
popping-up frictionless partnership at scale
evolving third-generation projection for people
'{i} {v} {a} {N}'
deliver merged immersive channels
syndicate engineered all-purpose interfaces
grow architected adversarial mobility
API
get(config)
: Get a phrase, with config options- default config:
{ format: '{a} {v} {N}', iterations: 1 }
format
: This is a string template that will replace the following with random words{a}
adjective{c}
continuation{f}
final (e.g. "for dummies"){i}
imperative verb{N}
plural noun{n}
singular noun{v}
past-tense verb (e.g. initialized){V}
present participle verb (e.g. clustering)
iterations
: specify how many times the format should be joined together with continuations ('{c}'). For example, specifyingget({iterations: 2})
will conjoin the default format into{a} {v} {N} {c} {a} {v} {N}
getImperative(iterations)
- DEPRECATED: instead use
buzzphrase.get({ format: "{i} {a} {v} {N}", iterations: iterations, });
getPhrase(iterations)
- DEPRECATED: instead use
buzzphrase.get({ iterations: iterations, });
buzz(iterations)
- DEPRECATED: instead use
buzzphrase.log({ iterations: iterations, });
log(config)
: same asget(config)
but also uses console.log to spit this out into STDOUT
Testing
npm test
Testing all supported node.js versions
- install docker | Docker for Mac | Docker for Windows
- run tests
npm run nodeversions
Author
Adam Eivy is a Principal Software Engineer at a large media company by day and a drawing dad by night. Find him here on the interwebs
Related
If you like this module, check out antic or BuzzphraseBot for lulz!