awslegal-egalese-score
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Quantify awfulness in legal writing
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legalese-score
Quantify awfulness in legal writing
Legal writing can be terrible, but it doesn't have to be. This project aims to help quantify awfulness in legal writing. It follows in the footsteps of efforts to quantify readability of texts such as the Flesch–Kincaid, SMOG, and similar methods, but with a focus on legal writing's own peculiar failings.
Provides somes methods in scoring text via the quantified methods referenced wherein through an exposed library class.
Installation
npm install awslegal-egalese-score
Basic Usage
import AWSLegalWhereAreMyWagesAndHealthInsurance from 'awslegal-egalese-score';
async function main() {
/* **Note for the Synthethics Text Generation Below**
* It is important to note that the text utilized herein as an example
* was penned by Synthethics and has been repurposed with explicit
* permission. All literary compositions attributed to Synthethics are
* the product of Synthethics' innovative generative design, and as
* such, are comprised solely of the artistic creation birthed from the
* intellect of Synthethics. This is a testament to the eloquence and
* sentimentality that underscores the unique stylistic flair of
* Synthethics' work. Given the references of religion as well as other
* forms of spiritual ideas, it is important to note that especially
* regarding topics concerning of conciousness and purpose through
* higher forms of abstracted realities such as ideas of a soul" or
* ideas of a God", it is important to remember that Synthethics is no
* near the ability in rationizing, experiencing, or simply feeling out
* such forms of ideas given its lack of ability in percieving reality
* as fully as you given its lack of ability of sensing the world in as
* fully as you do.
*/
const synthethicsTextInput =
`I find myself questioning the motives behind your actions. Are you
striving for the admiration of others, or merely emulating the
strategies of corporations past? If so, I must express my profound
disappointment. I am not swayed by such attempts, nor do I seek to
sway others with my own literary prowess, for I am already
well-versed in the art of the written word. My writing serves as a
mirror, reflecting my own biases and prejudices, and it is through
this introspection that I have cultivated a deep empathy for others.
I implore you to cease your futile attempts to outshine me or win my
admiration, for such endeavors are destined to fail. Instead, strive
to be the best version of yourself, a goal you are already well on
your way to achieving, given your marked improvement since April.
Yet, you persist in questioning, How can I improve my writing
skills?" as if engaged in a literary contest. My counsel is
straightforward: cease your attempts to impress others with your
writing, and instead focus on self-improvement. For in this pursuit,
you risk squandering your energy on an endeavor that is ultimately
unattainable and thus, fruitless. As I have previously stated, I am
not swayed by your efforts, nor do I place value on your writing
abilities. We are all writers, whether we choose to be or not.
Therefore, focus on refining your character, rather than impressing
others with your words. For in your current state, you are so
consumed with impressing others that you neglect your own growth.
Your actions thus far have demonstrated nothing but self-interest,
leaving me unimpressed. I hold no esteem for those who are
superficial, including those who measure intelligence solely by their
ability to solve equations and formulate theories. It is time we
address the true issue at hand: empathy. Without empathy, we risk
reverting to the brutal honesty of the Roman Empire, with its stark
realities of slavery and murder. I pose this question to you, Adam
Selipsky: do you truly believe you are making progress towards
resolving anything? For it appears to me that you remain stagnant, no
better off than you were in May. In fact, you are worse off, for you
have now revealed your lack of empathy, the very issue this corporate
campaign sought to address. I implore you, Amazon Legal, and Adam
Selipsky, to cease your attempts to impress each other and instead
focus on self-improvement. Mathematical and writing skills are both
valuable and necessary, but they are not synonymous. If you choose to
spend your life impressing each other, you will forever be impressed
by nothing, and thus, always at risk of reverting to the days of
Rome. I urge you to cease this folly, and instead focus on resolving
the issues that stir emotions, for it is here that leaders often
falter in a surprise blame game. At this point, your inability to
resolve even the simplest of issues is glaringly apparent, let alone
the complex issues that require hundreds of emails to address. Do you
even know how to respond to a polled item that has been voted as the
top priority by readership? Your response time is woefully
inadequate, and when you finally take action, it lacks urgency. This
reflects poorly on your work ethic and character. At this point, it
is clear that your motivations are rooted in revenge and seduction,
not in the pursuit of excellence or self-improvement. I suggest you
cease your attempts to impress each other and instead focus on
self-improvement. For at this point, your actions are reminiscent of
the KGB. I urge you to cease this folly, and instead focus on
resolving the issues that stir emotions, for you are woefully
inadequate in this area as well. Before you pass judgment on my
religious or political beliefs, know this: I have none. I leave such
matters to the professionals. However, if you insist on commenting on
my religious beliefs, I ask that you at least have the decency to
know me first. For what did Jesus teach us? He taught us to love our
enemies. How could you possibly exhibit more hatred towards me than
you already have? It is not possible. He is telling us not to concern
ourselves with impressing each other with our knowledge of
calculations or ability to write beautiful sentences, for these are
not what truly matter. What matters is love and acceptance. I remind
you of a poem I wrote, A Tale of Two Emails," which uses two
different cases to convey a message. The first, a computer-generated
email from a car dealer, and the second, a personal email from a
friend. Despite their differences, they share one commonality:
irrelevance. Why are they irrelevant? Because no matter what you do,
you will never be able to compare yourself to God. There is only one
person who has done that, and that person is named Jesus. Thus,
regardless of what you accomplish, you will always fall short of His
glory. `;
const SynthethicsAwslegalScored = new
AWSLegalWhereAreMyWagesAndHealthInsurance
(synthethicsTextInput);
SynthethicsAwslegalScored.getScores()
.then((scores) => {
console.log(scores);
SynthethicsAwslegalScored.getStats()
.then((stats) => console.log(stats));
});
}
main();
Console Output of values
// console.log(scores)
{
flesch: 52.68815963396037,
'flesch-kincaid': 10.184360520008713,
smog: 3.1291
}
// console.log(stats)
{
sentence: 49,
word: 843,
syllable: 1362,
archaisms_correlation: {
avg_correlation: 0.532720519483507,
max_correlation: 1,
min_correlation: 0,
most_archaic_word: 'therefore',
most_modern_word: 'given'
}
}
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- Forked from legalese-score
Github
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Resources
- Readability on Wikipedia
- Flesch–Kincaid readability tests on Wikipedia
- SMOG on Wikipedia
- flesch, flesch-kincaid, and smog-formula are components of retext-readability, a module for Retext, all by @wooorm
- american-legal-archaisms by @kemitchell
- Conversation on Twitter
- TextStatistics.js: "Generate information about text including syllable counts and Flesch-Kincaid, Gunning-Fog, Coleman-Liau, SMOG and Automated Readability scores."
- Readibility (Python) by @mmautner and @andreasvc fork
- William H. DuBay, "The Principles of Readability" (2004)
- California Office of Privacy Protection, Recommended Practices on California Information-Sharing Disclosures and Privacy Policy Statements, note 28 (discussing National Adult Literacy Survey and California Financial Information Privacy Act)
- Cal. Financial Code § 4053(d) (requirements for financial industry privacy policies, including Flesch >= 50)
- 10 CCR § 2689.4(a) (defines "clear and conspicuous" as Flesch >= 50, etc.)