apology

An API to generate celebrity perv apologies.

Install

$ npm install --save apology

Usage

const apology = require('apology');

apology().then(res => {
  console.log(res)
  /*
    As a male feminist, harassment is completely unacceptable — especially when people
    find out about it. At the time I believed that my sociopathic manipulation of the 22-year-old
    in my office was consensual, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion,
    I will devote my life to finding the real Golden Globes party molester.
  */
});

License

MIT © Rishi Giri