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@tabbybox/woman

v0.0.1

Published

<h1 align="center"> Woman ☕ </h1>

Downloads

3

Readme

Women don't worth your time and effort *if they aren't engineers or that could think properly at least

discord npm contributor health

Features

  • ✅ Accompany your code.
  • ✅ Randomly remind you "special" days.
  • ✅ Produce useless workloads to block your main thread.
  • Revert your critical bug fixes when they feel like it
  • ✅ Change your project credits to anything except you
  • ✅✅ Randomly perform cherry picks from your git history to remind you that your mistakes are permanent, and you shall never able to have a stable build ever.

🔥 All events happen randomly, and violently, without any undo, cus everything is just a setup ready to destroy your sanity at any time :D

🔥 Closest-to-real authentic non-sense experience taken from real woman.

✋ Best reminder for you to wake up, you don't need the bottom 75 percentile of them just because you wanted someone to be with you.

Install

npm install @tabbybox/woman # npm

NPM as an example only, you can use Yarn or PNPM it's up to you. But keep in mind that,

:warning: DANGER This package is designed deliberately to cause damage, and may even have your codebse PERMANENTLY DESTROY, exactly as how broken I am right now. Always backup, BACKUP before you install and use this package

Quick start

The deal is simple, wrap your main code inside a function, say the main() function as how any other language had it, and delegate it to your "supposedly" beloved one.

import { Woman } from '@tabbybox/woman';

function main(){
    // Your code runs here
    // Hi mom
    console.log("Goodbye world")

    /* Your long running function that can't affort crashing start here */
}

const gf = new Woman();

// Delegate your main function because she is important to you.
gf.deligate(main)

Congratulations, you have done setting up one big horrible grenade for yourself. Sit back and enjoy the moment when disaster unfolds upon your past mistakes along your Git commit history.

Is this package stupid? yes, so as what I experienced.