Synopsis

In a world where its inhabitants can destroy a city wall single-handedly, the empress has a kirin as her pet, and the imperial palace of Great Xia has a pool containing a dragon. There is also a Sword Mountain where spirit swords occasionally leave in search of a master .

Bootlicking the empress, Ren Baqian ascended to the apex of life.　　

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The Empress's Gigolo

Catalog:

1. Behead Him
2. Drag Him Off and Behead Him
3. The Return
4. Re-entry
5. Paraded Naked Through the Street
6. A Small Chap Indeed
7. Don’t You Know You’re Being Fooled?
8. Stabbed
9. Making Ice
10. Babarian
11. The Manager of Odd-Job Workers
12. Black Mud Cream
13. Fighting Is Its Only Strength
14. Revelation
15. I’m Rich
16. The Big Purchase
17. Drawing A Circle
18. Bought Two Pandas
19. A Dinner Treat
20. Spices
21. Shaved Ice
22. Shaved Ice Business
23. Indigenous Electric Fan
24. Getting Hold Of A Shop
25. Romance of the Three Kingdoms
26. Classmate
27. Bringing Back A Bunch of Things
28. Penicillin
29. Back At The Imperial Kitchen
30. Call Me Brother Ren
31. Red Braised Meat and Cumin Mutton
32. The Empress’s Magnanimity
33. Class Reunion
34. Drunken Fit
35. I Am Not a Mute
36. Consolation Prize
37. Condoms Save Lives
38. Hugging the Doctor is Strictly Prohibited
39. Respect
40. Northeastern Specialty Dishes
41. The Humiliation of Earthlings
42. As a Professor, You Have the Final Say
43. A Professor Is One Rank Higher Than a Saint
44. A Manually Operated Air Cooler
45. A Poor Judgement
46. Carving the Starry Night on the Box
47. Black Pool
48. Well Salt
49. Dayao People’s Electricity Resistance Test
50. Shaved Ice Shop
51. An Expert From a Distant Land
52. Swatted to Death by a Single Slap
53. A Blatant Attempt To Destroy Evidence
54. Changing the Story to Investiture Of the Gods
55. Past Events
56. What Official Position is This?
57. No Matter What, Being Promoted is Always a Good Thing
58. Qingxin Palace Hall
59. In the Garden
60. Patriotism Education
61. Fear
62. Returning Home
63. Caretaker Shi, the Man Who Single-Handedly Fought Eight Persons
64. The Caretaker Shi that Was Beaten Up by Eight People
65. A Mysterious Task
66. The Imperial Order to Slap Others
67. Studying for the Sake of Ego-Checking
68. The Return of the Jedi
69. One Should Bide One's Time and Wait for the Right Opportunity to Seek Revenge!
70. Embarking on the Path of a Villainous Advisor
71. The Qipa at the Foreign Affairs Office Entrance
72. Xiong Pi
73. A Fearsome Warrior
74. Mister Emptiness
75. A Ning Caichen That Loves to Bullshit
76. Travelling from Miles Away to Gift One’s Head
77. Growth
78. Zhang Family
79. Deep Thoughts
80. How Am I Supposed to Do My Job If All of You Are So F***ed Up
81. A Different Style
82. Different Types of People Have Different Thoughts
83. Busy
84. The Trap of the Great Hunt
85. An Urge
86. An Unreliable Way of Thinking
87. Mountain-Gazing Bird
88. Some Preparations
89. Buying Firearms
90. Turning the Tables
91. The Alto Among the Luxurious Cars
92. The Teacher Who Does Not Have Fighting Skills Is Not a Good Cook
93. Why Befriend a Fool When You Can Incite Him?
94. Hot Blooded Pig-Ignorant Teammate
95. Killing the Heart with Words
96. Standing on the Right Side of Righteousness
97. I’m Afraid This Might the Last Time I Am Seeing Your Majesty
98. Babeast
99. A Tank-Like Wild Boar
100. Too Much of a Coincidence
101. Liar
102. The Raw Smell of Blood
103. Encounter
104. Insane
105. Roaming Around Once More
106. Why Is It You Again
107. Sword, Come!
108. Fraud
109. Shot Down
110. Sword Mountain, Spirit Sword, Sword Master, Sword Slave
111. Leaving the Mountain
112. Returning To The City, Menu
113. General-in-Chief Who Supports the Nation
114. Ceremonial Robe
115. What the Hell Are These?
116. Is It Really That Tasty?
117. Extraordinary Gifts
118. Exceptional Bootlicker
119. Shock! Shock! Shock!
120. Panic
121. He Isn’t Annoying
122. Can’t Conceal Any Longer
123. Arranged by Heaven
124. Gift
125. Liquor
126. Ruyi Visualization
127. Ruyi Visualization (2)
128. Seeking for a Method
129. If Beauty Has a Color
130. Killing Intent
131. Attack
132. Surprise Attack
133. Kill
134. Initiation Stage
135. A Feast for the Eyes
136. Getting Into Hot Soup
137. You Lie to Me
138. Who is That Lady Behind You
139. War Film
140. Showing the Empress the Explosion of an Atomic Bomb
141. I Promise You
142. I Can’t Fasten Up
143. With Me by Your Side, It’s Definitely Possible
144. Sincerity
145. Toss and Turn in the Bed
146. Great Elder, Junior Elder
147. Pour Some Wine for Me
148. Living Off a Woman
149. You Killed My Son, I Shall Kill Your Gigolo
150. I Am Also Very Helpless
151. Money Obtained
152. Eating Hotpot in Yangxin Palace Hall
153. Pretty Awesome
154. On the Road
155. Mount Damo
156. Mining Iron Mountain Is Hard
157. Two Plans
158. Success
159. Solar Furnace
160. The Existence of the Mountainside
161. Bichi
162. Cloud Crystal
163. Flower Hawks
164. Chatting Idly in the Palace
165. An Extraordinary White Flower
166. I Am a Good Samaritan
167. Taking a Photograph
168. Countercharge
169. Zixiao
170. Chatting Freely
171. Daring
172. Small Scale Solar Furnace
173. Demonstration
174. The Final Verdict
175. The Ministry of Works
176. Assassination
177. Torment
178. Shock in the Imperial Court
179. Regaining Consciousness
180. Laboratory
181. Problem
182. Objective: Sarin Gas
183. Encountering People
184. Trampled to Death
185. She Missed!
186. Pretending to Faint
187. Mission Accomplished
188. Nine Pavilions
189. One’s Reputation Provides Protection
190. I Will Grant You Your Wish
191. Pulverized
192. Poison Gas
193. The Destruction of Nine Pavilions
194. Shocked the World
195. The Couple Tour in Istanbul
196. Full of Confidence
197. A Coincidental Encounter
198. Boobs Bigger Than Yours
199. Overpowering All Kinds of Weapons
200. Head-To-Head Battle
201. Returning to Dayao
202. Route
203. Drones
204. Stunned
205. Scouting with a Drone
206. Magical Object
207. Killing People by Poisoning Them
208. White Dragon River
209. Exposed
210. Qi Zi Ga...?
211. Harbinger of Doom
212. Returning to Dayao
213. Arriving at Ping City
214. Voyeurism Milestone
215. Returning to Lan City
216. The Sweet Potatoes Have Ripened
217. Ten Times
218. Assistant Minister of Agriculture and Livestock
219. I Hate Wang Jiawei
220. The Iron Ores are Ready
221. Beautiful Moons
222. It Is Indeed Terrifying to Have No Culture
223. Friends Are Like Clothing
224. House Yunyan
225. The Four Great Courtyards
226. I Will Help You Shoulder the Blame
227. Your Majesty, Hear Me Out!
228. I Must Have Missed You Too Much, Your Majesty
229. Split the Loot
230. Counterattack
231. Changes in the Body
232. The Good Days Have Come to an End
233. [Boxing of Death]
234. I Need a Change of Opponent
235. Shameless
236. Back at the Laboratory Once Again
237. Begging for Forgiveness With an Injury
238. Treasure Saber
239. This Is Indeed a Magical Artifact!
240. The Bricks Are Fired
241. Trouble!
242. I Am Also Very Wronged
243. On the Run
244. An Erhu Rendition of “Pomp and Circumstance”
245. Reunion
246. A Foreign Country
247. Almost Becoming a Fugitive Again
248. Lian Family, Ning Caichen
249. Your Majesty... the Affairs of the Nation Are Important!
250. Rampaging on the Road to Death
251. My Hand Is Swollen!
252. Looking for the Woman Dressed in Red
253. A Rapturous Applause
254. Feeling
255. We Need a Husky
256. The Enhancement of Strength
257. Every Dog Will Have Its Day
258. Educational Institution?
259. What’s Going On?
260. Guessing the Beginning Correctly but Not the Ending
261. She Is Wu Zetian
262. Ordinary People, Witness my Strength!
263. Conversation
264. At a Loss
265. East Sea
266. Molten Iron
267. I Have Acrophobia
268. Little Fist Hammering Your Chest
269. The Worth of the Elongation Saber
270. That’s Right, Do Whatever That Pleases You
271. Eighteen Million Catties
272. Celebrating the Chinese New Year
273. The Eve of Leveling Up
274. Advancing to Man Wheel Level
275. He Who Teaches Me for One Day Is My Father for Life!
276. Still Short of Three People
277. I’m Not the Only One Who Can’t Defeat a Ten-Year-Old Child
278. The Objective of the Lantern-Grabbing Contest
279. The Palace Hall in Fairy Tales
280. What Are We Doing Here?
281. Before The Contest
282. Dumbstruck
283. The Shoe From The Sky
284. Four Martial Arts Manuals
285. No More Desires?
286. Uncultured But Meaningful Words
287. The Opening of Black Bamboo Academy
288. Punishing An Individual As An Example To Others
289. The Four Subjects
290. The Theory Of All Living Things
291. A Glorious Gardener
292. Deserving To Be Your Majesty
293. Intuition
294. Anger
295. Difficult The First Time, Easy The Second
296. Erhu Lives Again
297. The Sight of Blood Makes Me Feel Sick!
298. Broken, Broken!
299. A Refined And Pure Individual
300. The Boiling Point Of Water Is 110 Degrees Celsius
301. Du Laoliu
302. Motorbike
303. The Diary of Willful Students
304. Punishment
305. Fists the Size of Punching Bags
306. Too Ugly
307. Planning For The Future
308. Great Xia's Reinforcements
309. Street Lamps
310. Small Battle in Ziyue City
311. The Empress Leads Her Soldiers Into Battle
312. Radio Station
313. Where’s My Immortal-binding Chain?
314. Arrogant Young Master, Can You Release Me?
315. The Metal Chain
316. There Is Too Much Information
317. Treat It Like An Arrogant Young Master
318. The First Group Chat In The Other World
319. Ascending The Mountain
320. Bonfire
321. The Black Pool
322. Creating Problems When There Are No Problems
323. How Are You Going To Explain This To Her Majesty?
324. Battle Losses On Both Sides
325. Success
326. Dayao’s Letter Of Credence
327. Do You Really Think That I’m Made Of Mud?
328. Ready To Set Off
329. Clothes as Red as Blood
330. The Situation After Two Weeks
331. The Strategy of Great Xia and the Idea of Forming a Militia
332. Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!
333. Asura’s Hell
334. Extermination
335. Formidable Ren Baqian Who Rides On Hot Wheels
336. Catapults
337. Wu Shenghou
338. Mortar
339. Test Fire
340. Night Attack
341. Night Attack Continues
342. Give Them A Head Start of 700 Meters
343. Attack
344. Pinned To The City Wall
345. I Am Just Trying To Frighten Them
346. Exhausting One’s Limited Abilities
347. Type 82-2 Grenade
348. My Money Was Actually Stolen?
349. Your Majesty, Your Money Was Stolen!
350. Poisoned
351. Express Bomb Delivery
352. All Of You Have Been Surrounded
353. Because I Just Happened To Meet You
354. Destroying the Great Xia Barracks
355. Bulldozer
356. Riding on the Rainbow Clouds To Fetch You
357. Made Into A Scapegoat
358. Great Xia And The Yun Nation
359. Reuniting
360. For Her Majesty’s Happiness
361. Night Battle
362. Grievance
363. Continuation of the Night Attack (Part 1)
364. Continuation of the Night Attack (Part 2)
365. Continuation of the Night Attack (Part 3)
366. Killing Intent
367. What the Heck Just Happened?
368. Conjecture
369. Breakdown
370. The Final Assault
371. The Corpses of Experts!
372. The Value of Earth Wheel
373. There’s Indeed A Problem!
374. You Can’t Tell The Time When You Are Asleep
375. Players Who Pay to Win
376. Flying Roof Tiles
377. Candy Tree
378. Wine Pool and Candy Forest
379. Conversation During A Hot Pot Feast
380. Your Majesty, Do You Want To Swim?
381. Misty Road
382. An Arduous Journey
383. Banquet
384. The Yun Nation
385. Commotion
386. Siege (Part 1)
387. Siege (Part 2)
388. When Scholars Encounter Soldiers
389. Dark Circles
390. Palmistry
391. Exterminating An Entire Family
392. What Was She Talking About?
393. The Oscars for Best Actor and Actress
394. Toothache?
395. Oh Yeah
396. Encouragement
397. Inspection
398. On the Riverbank
399. Kadsura Coccinea
400. On The Road
401. Dissociative Identity Disorder
402. Electroshock Therapy
403. Joke Gone Too Far
404. Arrival
405. Entering the City
406. Hatred
407. Time For Settlement
408. Meeting
409. Miserable Expert
410. Despair
411. Progress in the Laboratory
412. Leaving For Tianjing Basin
413. Longshou City
414. The Relative Power Among the Various Parties
415. Punishing Without Teaching is Tantamount to Abuse
416. Picking a Fight
417. Leaving The City
418. Hitting an Iron Plate
419. Nearly Got Into Trouble
420. Misunderstanding
421. Missing Someone
422. The Golden Ring Residence
423. Gifting One’s Daughter
424. Traveling on the Same Journey
425. The Empress is Looking For Her Husband
426. The First Task of Traveling Incognito; Robbery
427. Really Want to Turn Her Into A Human Puppet
428. Having Learned the Truth in the Morning, One May Die in the Evening Without Regrets
429. Secret Alliance
430. A Mountain Range From the Front, a Mountain Peak From the Side!
431. Why Did You Scratch Me?
432. Not a Human
433. Ganging Up On Qi Zixiao to Kill Her
434. It’s Difficult to Find a Soulmate
435. Surge like a Gathering Storm
436. An Undercover Agent and a Renegade (Part 1)
437. An Undercover Agent and a Renegade (Part 2)
438. Notify
439. She’s Waiting For Us!
440. Biological Weapon of Mass Destruction
441. Your Majesty, Wise Up!
442. I Want to Play a Tune In Order To Give Your Majesty’s Prestige a Boost
443. One, Two, Three, Four, Once More
444. Ferocious Beast
445. It’s My Turn to Shine!
446. Retch!
447. Your Majesty, I’ve Bled For the Nation...
448. Response
449. Butcher
450. Black History
451. The Nameless Pike
452. I Want to See A Meteor Shower
453. This Scene is Too Beautiful to Even Imagine
454. Defeat
455. Almost There
456. Persuasion to Surrender
457. Having Nothing Better to Do in the Middle of the Night than to Name This Planet
458. Surrender
459. Eating Too Much Kimchi
460. KFC Bucket Meal
461. Three Columns of Troops
462. Forced to Surrender
463. Several Issues, Several People
464. Proof of Allegiance
465. The Little Monk from the North
466. Blind Man
467. He Used to Be a King
468. Meeting the Parents
469. Fury!
470. Reward
471. Good Neighbors Both Give and Receive
472. Hurling Abuse At Each Other
473. Where Is My Spear?
474. Kidney Stones and Gallstones
475. Corpse
476. Your Karmic Hindrance is Far Too Great
477. Fake
478. Senior, Lend Me Your Head
479. How Do I Make a Bun With Her Hair?
480. Heading South
481. I Am Doing This For You With the Best of Intentions
482. Knocked Out Once Again
483. Reluctant to Leave Because of Such Tenderness
484. Indulging in Pleasure and Can’t Be Bothered With Anything Else
485. Accident
486. Revenge Must Not Be Left Overnight!
487. Failed to Negotiate
488. The Dilemma of Yang Sen
489. Fight to the Last Gasp
490. Capture
491. Fool
492. Detector
493. Escape
494. Acting Like a Tiger to Kill a Pig
495. On the Chase
496. A Night Has Passed
497. Can You Sing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star?
498. Rearguard Commandery
499. Taking the Winged Cavalry Back to Earth
500. Lady, Please Behave Yourself
501. Someone Named Teacher!
502. Dangling Carrots
503. Skunk Bombs
504. Despised
505. Children From the Mountains
506. Ding Jie
507. Killing People After Drinking Alcohol
508. Returning With Two Heads
509. Your Majesty, You Have Changed
510. Cutting Off The Claws
511. Going To See The Giraffes
512. The Final Day of the Agreed 30 Day Period Has Arrived
513. Are All of You Here to Gift Your Heads?
514. Unusual Creatures
515. Six Doors
516. Number One Expert in the World?
517. Great Enmity and Deep Hostility
518. Particularly Attentive When There’s Nothing to Do
519. Using One Strike to Shake the Mountain
520. Coach, I Want to Learn This
521. A Contingency Plan
522. A Hero Wandering Around with Three Sticks
523. Breakthrough
524. Using Water to Attack
525. Trying Hard to Prevent a Desperate Crisis
526. Come, Let’s Injure Each Other!
527. Attacking the City That Very Night
528. Capturing the City
529. Chaotic War
530. The Sight of Your Majesty Arouses Me
531. The Latest Discovery In the Laboratory
532. Father, You Are Very Mischievous!
533. Prying Open One’s Heart
534. Insect Soldiers and Elephant Soldiers
535. Monkey Soldiers
536. Deadly Trap
537. Setting the City on Fire (Part 1)
538. Setting The City on Fire (Part 2)
539. Foregone Conclusion
540. Robots
541. Placing an Order
542. The Strong Do Not Need Fairness
543. Awaiting
544. Time for Leisure
545. Are You a News Broadcast?
546. Blood and Qi of Experts! The New Generation Detector Type II
547. The End (Oh Yeah!)
548. Return Trip
549. Salt
550. Is My Saber Sharp?
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