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One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch,
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One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
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- True Monarch Yellow Mountain and Nine Provinces Number One Group
- Wait, let this lord do a divination.
- A Recipe
- H-City’s Third Stage Acquired Realm Thunder Tribulation
- Believe in Science!
- Immortal Fortune Teller Copper Trigram
- Aced Bad Boys
- Soft Feather and Luo Xin Street Area
- Another Luo Xin Street Area
- Brief interlude while strolling the streets
- Suddenly, I Turned round and Found Her Showing up right in the Waning Light of the Twilit Lamps
- Senior Song, your phone has also ran out of battery.
- If...
- Senior, I shall mail you two boxes of medicinal ingredients as thanks
- Professor Renshui Got Injured
- This matter was somewhat abnormal!
- Ghost Lamp Temple and Probing
- Meeting an old friend in a foreign place
- Ghost Lamp Temple Fifty Years Ago
- Ghost Spirit
- Poisonous Dragon Plant, So Dangerous!
- A surprising gift
- A Trick of Venerable Spirit Butterfly
- Student Song Shuhang, you have a big express delivery.
- Two Cases of Medicine!
- That peculiar pill furnace of mine
- Refine the Body Tempering Liquid!
- Trying everything in a desperate situation!
- Running under the Sunset, that is My Lost Youth
- Having heard the truth in the morning, one may die content in the evening.
- Distraught Northern River’s Loose Cultivator
- Loose Cultivator and Sects
- Cultivation, Right under the Fingertips
- Medicine Master and Remuneration
- Don’t Be Shy, Answer Me Loudly
- The young lady surrounded by delinquents
- Is that the attitude the young girls have these days?
- The Way A Cultivator Pushes a Door
- Don’t Worry, I’ll Just Break a Leg!
- This is a pretty good stalk of Poisonous Dragon Plant
- Foundation Establishment Techniques
- Altar Master Who Was Scared Silly
- Fasting Pill
- Keys of Medicine Master
- The girl who was kabedon’d again
- Student Shuhang, did you offend someone recently?
- This is Just a USB Flash Drive
- Techniques Must Not Be Imparted Impetuously
- An indescribably ingenious technique
- Proper Execution of Foundation Establishment Fist Technique
- Press On
- Illuminate The True Self Through Meditation
- Shuhang the nice guy.
- Zhao Yaya
- Zhao Yaya’s Lineage Destruction Kick
- One mustn’t lack a wary heart.
- The Hunk, Nan Haomeng
- True Monarch White
- Highly toxic poison
- Fear and… Pleasure?
- Nice to Meet You, My Name Is Song Shuhang
- Yep, I did frame you.
- Riverly Purple Mist
- An Invincible Position
- Looking for the enemy’s trail
- Daily Cultivator
- Mental Energy Tricks
- The female teacher who was frightened to tears.
- Why not Tell me Earlier? That would be great!
- Stinking Pill
- Tearing down a building with bare hands isn’t just a dream
- Resolve
- Trouble Came After All
- I’ll Show You My Resolve!
- Claw Marks Beast Head Medallion
- Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman
- Another urgent air express delivery
- Armor Talismans, Sword Talismans, and Evil-Warding Talismans!
- Second Place… Is Yours!
- Obtaining a lead and setting off!
- A Little Girl and Missing the Stop
- A Western Monk and the Scene of the Strange Train Accident
- Illusion?
- Indiscriminate Free Combat Competition in Subway
- This Old Man’s Lucky Break Has Finally Come!
- Everyone scram, let me act cool!
- A Chance? Here's One for You!
- Unfortunately, This Lord Doesn’t Care About Saving Face!
- The Western monk is shining!
- Shuhang, Go Get a Driving License!
- Little Friend Shuhang Who was Deeply Admired by Seniors
- Black suitcase, RMB, and… qi and blood pill!
- Materials for Setting Five Elements’ Spirit Contracting Altar!
- Uncle, I’m Really Not a Scammer!
- An unfathomable patient.
- Tragedy
- The Fated Are Separated by One Floor
- An Amusing Rottenly Good-Natured Guy
- Why Do Seniors Use Chat Software to Communicate?
- A Strange Dream
- A curse?
- Zhuge Zhongyang
- A Strange Family
- Wow, Chinese Kung Fu!
- A Lost Martial Technique
- Fire-Controlling Magical Treasure, A Very Advanced One At That!
- A Ghost’s Mournful Wailing
- Altar Master's Resentful Soul?
- Group Owner’s Divine Weapon: Mass Muting Technique!
- Don’t make any noise, there’s a wild uncle ahead!
- Express Delivery Robbed
- Capturing The Criminal
- Temporary Sword Controlling Technique
- It Was Trial and Error Sword Controlling Technique!
- Can We Hold Hands for a Bit?
- Pretty good muscles you have there
- Seven Colors Wonder Fruit and Immortal Farming Sect!
- Uncle, Where’s the Trust Between People?
- It’s you?
- Is There Anything to Eat?
- I Have Half a Fasting Pill, You Want Some?
- The Brand on the Flying Sword
- Oral Command: Abbot Profound Principle is Most Handsome!
- A Valuable Clue
- Elegant Young Master Hai
- There Isn’t Much Time Left for the Girl
- Put Down Su Clan’s Junior!
- Where’s Moon Saber Sect?
- Attacked by Weaklings!
- First Blue Sky Experience: Downvote!
- What to do when encountering a large carnivorous monster?
- My Surname Is Song. This Is My ID Card!
- Each Stratagem’s Need
- Why is Su Clan’s Seven here?
- Bloodshed in Lan Yuan Valley
- Group Photo Album: Watch Senior Seven Wreck Moon Saber Sect
- Little Friend Shuhang, do you want to get something good?
- Just stand there and don’t move!
- You can just call me ‘Stressed by a Mountain of Books’!
- True Monarch White will soon come out of secluded meditation
- A phone recharge of 10 million RMB! Did it scare you?
- A nameless Celestial God in a nameless temple
- An unexpected guest in the dormitory
- The big dog: Let me borrow your chat account for a bit!
- Another urgent express delivery
- Accompany me for a stroll along the streets!
- True Monarch, what does ‘not only that’ mean?
- Looking forward!
- A series of eye-blinding events!
- The statue of a Celestial God that makes one’s heart skip a beat
- Someone wants to steal True Monarch White!
- True Monarch White is a cultivation madman!
- The importance of a good teammate
- Doudou + True Monarch White!
- How fearful can be a senior suddenly falling on the ground?
- Whenever I come out of secluded meditation, I feel as if the times have left me behind!
- Actually, everyone in that chat is an account of mine!
- Immortal Cold Air Box?
- There is no reason to refuse
- A pretty and delicate face, but a big and muscular body
- I… I’m sorry! I got the wrong person!
- Zhuge Yue’s video
- Making a contract with the ghost spirit
- A corpse bringing equipment from a thousand miles away, the gift is valuable but the sentiment is even more!
- The ghost spirit underwent a mutation!
- Do you obey?
- Innate Skill of the Eye Aperture
- The space travel of a domestic air conditioner
- A slash capable of burning the heavens
- Walking Doudou
- Look at me beating up six people alone!
- Burning saber
- Doudou’s two seconds of glory
- Penniless Thief Sect's Young Mistress Candy
- Clues on the Meteor Sword
- Fairy Lychee
- Renovating the entire house?
- Grandpa Tubo’s invitation
- Even today I managed to survive!
- Branch Leader Jing Mo’s trump card
- A new enmity added onto the old hatred
- It’s an incurable disease!
- Did I travel to another world?
- A young man decked in a green robe riding a white horse
- Different kinds of style!
- When your hair reaches your waist, will you marry me?
- This is like hitting someone who is already down!
- The disciple of a Daoist Priest is a Great Master
- Daoist technique, Daoist technique!
- Cultivator-style bungee jump and a selfie with Venerable White
- Senior White’s blessing
- I’m getting out of the car to exercise a bit!
- Are you threatening me?
- This time, did I royally screw up?
- My luck is pretty good today?
- Such good luck smells fishy!
- Is it a natural calamity or a man-made disaster?
- Disposable flying sword, launch!
- A shameful trump card
- A tragic aerial collision!
- Fear not, I have the Blood Evasion Technique!
- Do you find Venerable White attractive?
- Haha, I finally broke the seal and emerged!
- This speed is fast to the point of being incurable!
- Northern River’s Loose Cultivator lost his memory?
- Senior’s loots and a worried Shuhang!
- Using cultivation techniques while playing basketball is a very shameful behavior!
- The love of a father is as big as a mountain: Venerable Spirit Butterfly
- Ah~ That familiar scream!
- What to do if you were in seclusion for so long that you grew hemorrhoids?
- Flying into the sky? Of course not, we’re aiming for space!
- Can you let me eat in peace?
- The spacesuit and Senior White’s misunderstanding
- The champion of the riding sword competition who loves to race on flying swords!
- A Supersonic Helicopter!
- You think you can reach space with a helicopter? Laughable!
- Shuhang, should I teach you the Turtle Breathing Technique?
- We’re gonna crash, dammit, Senior’s distracted!
- Senior White: Let me repair this huge hole!
- Ah? Where did Instructor Li Jr. go?
- A pekingese flying an airplane!
- True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s deep depression!
- Anthony is taking a long time to take off his helmet!
- Their abilities to stir trouble are topping one another!
- The small monk: I’m going out to make some money for my hemorrhoids operation!
- Benefactor, do you buy children here?
- Did the sleeping gas lose its effectiveness?
- Benefactor Cao, you need to be spanked if you lie. Ah~
- Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist is having a sense of crisis!
- Benefactor Cao, there is someone looking for you
- I’ll spank you till you shit all over the place!
- A criminal wearing a pekingese mask racing on the streets!
- The youth in green clothes riding a white horse has come again?
- Fighting and seeking death until the end
- There seems to be strange things in the midst!
- Question: How Cool is it to Operate a Hand-Guided Tractor?
- Rich men have their own unique way of thinking
- Studying isn’t worth bird’s poop!
- A shooting star streaking across the sky, let’s wish something!
- What is Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist trying to do?
- Papa Song: My liver is about to explode!
- There is something wrong with this speed!
- Zhao Yaya: Wait, is that Uncle?
- Tractor God Old Lu: My poor waist!
- Meteorite and cracks
- Shuhang, going around with forged documents is a crime!
- The meteorite… exploded!
- Afterward… they enjoyed themselves to their heart’s content!
- Unexpectedly, I was forced to use this move once again!
- Shuhang, why are you bending over your waist?
- Absolutely prohibited!
- This blade seems quite sharp!
- How come I can’t cut this green onion?
- Meeting plot with plot
- If I were a green onion?
- The strings of karma and the city in the sky!
- Emptying stomach-pumping hands
- The small monk’s plan and Soft Feather’s plan
- Shuhang, you have another oversized express package!
- Senior Song, are you surprised?! Eh? What?
- Size reducing purse
- Doudou kidnapped the small monk and ran away
- Arranging a formation with bamboo splits
- Bamboo Slips Formation
- Shuhang, let’s have fun in the East China Sea!
- Twin-Tailed Senior White!
- A masked thief? Or is it an assassin?
- Even if one falls, a thousand will arise!
- Marry! Marry! I’ll marry you!
- You need to pay remuneration, Lady Onion!
- The problem of imparting basic knowledge to the natives
- You sure know how to sweet talk!
- Venerable White: I’ll personally look for Doudou!
- Pooping while riding on someone’s back!
- Monster hunters
- A man that makes other feel jealous
- The fearful branch tracking technique
- Heavens, what a coincidence!
- Quick, ask Shuhang who’s the person chasing us!
- Not subdued by force, do you want honor?
- Venerable White: Don’t worry, I can act as a matchmaker!
- Excuse me, can anyone fly a plane?
- The disappearing passengers and the mysterious particles of light
- Slice, slice, slice the airplane!
- Prodigious gorillas
- Gymnastics gorillas!
- What’s worse than being helpless? Being super helpless, of course!
- Reality? Illusion?
- Hello, the stain of my life!
- The shrinking big lizard
- Beheaded with one slash
- In the end, Song Shuhang was really a martial arts expert?!
- Flaming Saber: Simplified Edition
- Evil creatures, scram!
- [Y/N]?
- This is too simple, something seems fishy!
- I’m the same Nine Lanterns you enjoyed 300 years ago (2 in 1)
- Forgetting past enmity?
- The small and exquisite Zhuge Yue
- Zhuge Zhongyang’s horrifying nightmare!
- Do you want to know more about the Heavenly Island?
- The Little Finger Snake
- I have many things I wish to do
- The heart of a pure and innocent girl
- I wish for the peace on Earth… wait, I was just kidding!
- Let’s row!
- A spirit beast senior with an incurable disease
- The small white dragon inside the crystal coffin
- Senior White’s expression package
- The seventh wish
- Did someone carelessly press a button to fast-forward my life?
- A series of pregnancies just by holding hands
- Shaving her head and exchanging the gray robe for a white dress
- The damaged Southern Heavenly Gate
- The conversation suddenly became serious
- Sorry, wrong page!
- The size-reducing purse made from the shed skin of the Little Finger Snake
- Fellow Daoist, wait a moment!
- What kind of monstrous human is this?
- I’m dashingly sinking toward the bottom of the sea
- Look, a flying whale!
- Time for my fapping arm to enter action! (2 in 1)
- I’m not crying, sand just got into my eyes
- Can a virgin boy have children?
- Confucius said: If you peel off the skin, only the tender meat is left!
- Primitive men reciting from memory the ❮Three-Character Classic❯
- Wrong subject, what to do?
- I have yet to mail you the Chinese language professor
- Were you able to catch that girl?
- Immortal Master Copper Trigram
- What is the opposite of luck in love? Anxiously waiting for a reply!
- Soft Feather, the signal isn’t too good here. Can you send it into the group chat so that I can download it later?
- Senior White’s expression package flying off the shelves
- Lady Onion, where’s your upper body?
- I should light a candle for little friend Song Shuhang while I’m at it
- Senior White playing with ants
- The newly developed disposable flying sword 005 edition
- An upgraded version of the disposable flying sword 005 edition!
- Shuhang, how about going against the stream? (2 in 1)
- White Crane, Venerable Spirit Butterfly, Iron Trigram… and a bald Song Shuhang! (2 in 1)
- Hiss, did you guys see what I found? A stupid lone fish!
- It feels quite good to the touch
- Venerable White’s mass express delivery
- True Monarch White Crane’s arrival
- Shattered hope
- The plan to capture Song Shuhang!
- Disposable Song Shuhang 001 edition
- Hello, is it Fellow Daoist Tyrant Flood Dragon? I would like schedule a huge tsunami in advance
- Change of plans, change the distance of the tsunami to fifty meters
- I want to fly higher and higher
- Senior White, let’s shoot a movie!
- Let’s kidnap an author and have him write the plot
- Twin-dragons shapeshifting gate!
- Hello, open the door. I’m here to deliver a package!
- One step away!
- A beautiful reverse mermaid!
- Where’s the pause button?
- A wonderful dream
- Shuhang, how about becoming a girl?
- From today onwards, I won’t swear an oath so easily!
- Quick, let me wake up from this goddamn dream!
- Soft Feather’s message
- Hmph, I’ll pass by the doors of home three times without entering!
- Doudou: I’ll pass by the doors of home nine times without entering!
- The start of the battle on the Grievance Settling Platform!
- It looks like a missile!
- Song Shuhang will reach the battleground in ten minutes!
- Even if we’re a bit late, shall we still inaugurate the event?
- Careful, a missile is rushing over here!
- Coiling flight feature, activate!
- Aaaaaaaaah~
- What a coincidence! Fellow Daoist is also flying!
- Let’s watch together the meteor shower descending onto the Grievance Settling Platform!
- Chu Chu’s request
- What Miss Soft Feather says is reasonable!
- Chu Chu’s smile
- A living cheat
- The Second Stage True Master of the Illusory Sword School!
- Why aren’t you using the sword?!
- It’s her, Immortal Master Copper Trigram!
- Did they take drugs?
- Advancing to the Second Stage True Master Realm
- Grandpa Chu
- Where did Senior White go?
- Where did Song Shuhang go?
- Noooooooo!
- Soft Feather the Valkyrie
- Committing suicide with a weird smile
- Venerable Spirit Butterfly casually passing by
- Look at things from another angle!
- It’s time to leave
- There is no such thing as an absolute defense in this world
- Because of you, the green grass smells even better~
- Fellow Daoist Medicine Master, prepare another two beds!
- I want to hold a hand-guided tractor competition
- True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s gift
- Venerable White’s interjections
- The emerald-green kasaya
- Sea Urchin Warriors’ 20 Years of Mandatory Education Manual
- If I were to turn into a… no, wait!
- The 21st-century good neighbor
- A Blood Demon Boss suddenly spawning in the countryside
- Strange phenomena appearing while discussing profound principles
- The seniors of the group using misdirection
- Ostracized by his fellow daoists?
- Gathering the scrolls to summon the ‘1S edition’
- A beautiful saber attack
- Blood Bone
- Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain
- All the scrolls are gathered
- Ah? Pew~
- Scattering sword qi
- Dying while transforming
- The eyeball of the Sea King
- Summoning Venerable White!
- It seems it will be very interesting to disassemble you
- Senior Song, don’t die!
- An innate inability in regards to sword techniques
- What is Senior Song’s clone eating?
- Do you want to sweep countless battlefields without suffering a single defeat?
- A fearsome cooperation between giants
- Song Shuhang, how come it’s you again?!
- Senior Song’s expression package
- Doudou’s nemesis
- The spectators should also have their share
- The so-called ‘nemesis’?
- Woof, woof! Mr. Yellow Mountain is my loyal little dog!
- Little friend Shuhang, here is your kasaya!
- Great Master Profound Principle’s obsessive-compulsive disorder
- Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s request
- Mastering the Inverted Scale Saber Technique
- Senior, can I borrow your brain for a bit?
- The seasoned driver ran into some difficulties
- The huge express delivery box
- I have comprehended the starter pistol formula!
- Hello Fellow Daoists watching from home, I’m Su Clan’s Seven
- Choose, either place amongst the first ten or go for a one month trip into space
- Intense fighting!
- Soft Feather with tears streaming down her face
- Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s fear
- A kamikaze driver is hiding amongst us
- Super Phoenix Slayer System, activate!
- Lady Onion entering into action
- Frozen little Shuhang
- The new Wielder of the Will has some issues
- Toward the sea
- The hand-guided tractor got flooded, anxiously waiting for a reply!
- I’ve been imprisoned for 500 years
- A relative of the Sea King?
- Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, will you sing for me?
- The silver bracers
- How come it’s you again?
- Not letting go of any opportunity to show off!
- I’ll make you happy!
- Congratulatory messages from all over the world
- Experiencing the rewarding formation
- Lie down and don’t move, let’s break through first!
- With the walkthrough in hand, I’m the absolute king of the world!
- A dao name must consist of four words!
- Those are not four-word dao names!
- Daoist Priest China, Zhejiang Province, Wenzhou City, Baijing Street
- A week has seven days!
- So unlucky!
- Song Shuhang’s disciples and followers
- Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s gift
- Fairy Lychee’s video broadcast
- Bewitching screams
- That’s happiness~
- F*ck, I hit the wrong person
- Three consecutive dreams
- The grave of Venerable Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue
- Another one is happy?
- Don’t sing, we are on the same side!
- Pearls with the spiritual energy of a beast
- How about exploring an ancient grave?
- Borrowing spirit stones
- Another spirit beast crystal
- No problem, I’m in no way in a hurry!
- A new and refreshing feeling
- Father, I want 365 dao names 4