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@mikemcbride/dad-jokes

v2.0.0

Published

Everybody loves dad jokes... right?

Downloads

47

Readme

dad-jokes

Everybody loves dad jokes... right?

The jokes list is just a JSON file and can be used wherever. PRs welcome if you've got a good dad joke!

Install

$ npm install --save @mikemcbride/dad-jokes

Usage

const dadJokes = require('dad-jokes');

dadJokes.random();
//=> 'The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.'

API

.all

Type: array

All the dad jokes we have.

.random()

Type: function

Random dad joke from the list.

CLI

$ npm install --global @mikemcbride/dad-jokes
$ dad-jokes --help

  Examples
    $ dad-jokes
    The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

    $ dad-jokes --all
    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
    What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
    How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
    ...

  Options
    --all   Get all jokes instead of a random joke

License

MIT © Mike McBride