@aeroware/css.db
v1.0.2
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JSON databases suck ass.
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css.db
JSON databases suck ass.
BSON databases suck even worse ass.
Introducing the new, revolutionary,
CSSDatabase
for all your persistent storage needs.
Installation
Using chad npm:
$ npm i --save @aeroware/css.db
Using yarn:
$ yarn add @aeroware/css.db
Using your mom:
me: mom can i have mongoose?
mom: no we already have mongoose
at home: this crazy shit
Usage
To use this amazing database, simply create a new instance:
import CSSDatabase from "@aeoware/css.db";
const db = new CSSDatabase();
Features
- Schemas for type validation
- Extremely slow
- Synchronous
Documentation
no.
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